Verne Troyer Sex Tape

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2008-09-27T18:25:00.000-07:00

All of you, except for a few weirdoes, know who Verne Troyer is - he's Mini-Me in Austin Powers! Now that you have a mental picture....he has a SEX TAPE!

LITTLE GUY BETRAYED BIG TIME

2008-09-27T08:05:00.000-07:00

MINI-Me can't help being played the fool by women. Verne Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and subpar prowess. Now, the little lothario is being cuckolded again...

Dominique Arganese Is Verne Troyer’s Girlfriend?

Meet Dominique Arganese, the Canadian model making news for dating Verne Troyer, a.k.a. Mini-Me. See her biography, photos and video here. Dominique Arganese dating Verne Troyer Dominique Arganese was recently linked to “Austin Powers”‘ Verne Troyer. Although the mini-me actor recently made...

Lady Love's Wee Man Fling Cuts Verne Troyer's Latest Romance Short

2008-09-26T08:26:00.000-07:00

Everyone's got his her or her thing, and bless Dominique Arganese's heart, she likes midgets. Like, two of them. At the same time, according to reports, which cite Verne Troyer's lithe new girlfriend and partner-in-steak as a two-timing dwarf seductress. And her latest conquest? Jason "Wee Man" Acuna, naturally, with whom the Montreal-based model is rumored to appear in compromising photos currently making the rounds.

We can't make this up, nor would we really want to. Troyer may be small, but his heart breaks as big as anyone's, and after all of his bitter, tax-resolving sex-tape misfortune last summer, we're deeply sorry for his loss. Or at least we were before Arganese's gossipy publicity jig was up seconds later:

[A]t least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese will be starring in Jeff Beacher's new show, Beacher's Burlesque, opening on Halloween in a yet-to-be-determined casino in Las Vegas. "She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show," Beacher told Page Six.

Evil! But rest assured these people will get what's coming to them — just ask Troyer's ex Ranae Shrider, who'll be the first to tell you it's not social climbing if your date is only 30 inches tall.

Mini Me Sex Tape

2008-06-26T06:06:00.000-07:00

jun 23,2008

Yeah, that's right, Mini-Me has a sex tape. It was reportedly stolen from his apartment, which he used to share with a live-in girlfriend. The two have since broken up. (And, no, the girlfriend isn't a Little Person.)

TMZ has a brief (okay for work) clip of the action here.

SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100K for the video. Hell, it's worth way more than that. Little Person sex???? I would pay so much to watch that. Do Little People have normal-sized penises? Or is he dealing with a pinky-sized member?

Inquiring minds need to know!!!

Verne Troyer Sex Tape

2008-06-26T06:03:00.000-07:00

Browse on over to TMZ.com to see a snippet. But be forewarned: There's no going back.

Your brain will never be the same after seeing this.

The irony is that Verne's sex tape may actually be funnier - and make way more money - than Dr. Evil, a.k.a. Mike Myers' latest cinematic effort, "The Love Guru."

Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini-Me) has a sex tape? Make it stop!

2008-06-24T06:01:00.000-07:00

In the immoral words of Paris Hilton, "Euuuuuwwww!"

Seems that Paris Hilton's sex video broker, Kevin Blatt, is now hawking a Verne Troyer (yes, that would be Mini-Me, from "Austin Powers" ) sex tape of the actor with his girlfriend. Apparently, someone snatched it from their apartment and the tape may fetch as much as $1 mill.

Browse on over to TMZ.com to see a snippet. But be forewarned: There's no going back.

Your brain will never be the same after seeing this.

The irony is that Verne's sex tape may actually be funnier - and make way more money - than Dr. Evil, a.k.a. Mike Myers' latest cinematic effort, "The Love Guru."

Third-Class Postal

2006-10-25T06:29:00.000-07:00

Director Uwe Boll, who recently proved his movies are great and not dog feces by beating up critics in a boxing ring, is now hard at work making his latest epic: Postal.

The movie will be based on the PC shooter, and lord, it will probably have a plot, some actors of taste undiscerning, and that patented Boll touch. And if you speak negatively of the film, even in passing, Boll has vowed to hunt you down and punch you in the gut, thus establishing his skill as a director.

Here’s Boll on the Postal set with diminutive actor Verne Troyer: