In the immoral words of Paris Hilton, "Euuuuuwwww!"
Seems that Paris Hilton's sex video broker, Kevin Blatt, is now hawking a Verne Troyer (yes, that would be Mini-Me, from "Austin Powers" ) sex tape of the actor with his girlfriend. Apparently, someone snatched it from their apartment and the tape may fetch as much as $1 mill.
Browse on over to TMZ.com to see a snippet. But be forewarned: There's no going back.
Your brain will never be the same after seeing this.
The irony is that Verne's sex tape may actually be funnier - and make way more money - than Dr. Evil, a.k.a. Mike Myers' latest cinematic effort, "The Love Guru."
